swervert 

Someone who swerves a lot. Being called a swervert means that you have achieved the maximum amount of swervitude. You can never have too much swerve.

Mark and Braeden are the biggest swerverts I know.

swervert by Big Fucking M November 22, 2012

Sausage Swerver 

A woman who swerves sausage (avoids penis).

That chick just blew me out... She must be a sausage swerver.

See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.

Sausage Swerver by huzinator August 3, 2010

stervert 

it is a cross between pervert and stalker.
it is not used as an insult is used in good
fun. make sure you introduce the word to the person you are saying it to so you don't cause offence

1-your everywhere i am today
2-haha cos im a stervert
1-omg hahaha get away stervert

stervert by Ben,Laura,Amber,Lily-from HPHS December 9, 2008

Job Swervers Allowance 

The term Job Seekers Allowance is more accurately represented with the modern day variation of Job Swervers Allowance.

As created by G and J Roberts

“I’ve been on the Job Swervers Allowance for the last 28 years and I have no intention of getting a job... innit”

Job Swervers Allowance by J Roberts May 29, 2018

stervert 

a cross between and pervert and a stalker.

AHHHHHH! STERVERT!

stervert by B.A.L.L. January 15, 2009

Salad Swerver 

A morbidly obese fat cow who has an aversion to any form of even mildly healthy food. Completely bereft of any physical beauty, this species of water buffalo can often be found feeding at KFC, the WalMart cafeteria and other such establishments. See swamp donkey, muck mule.

I wouldn't let that salad swerver of a muck mule mount me for fear of suffocation or paralysis.

Salad Swerver by Sffil June 2, 2008

BED SWERVER

an unfaithful sexual partner or spouse.

How dare my wife accuse me of bedswerving? Just because she found women's panties in my suitcase and lipstick imprints embedded on my shaft doesn't mean a thing. Prove it!

BED SWERVER by weave September 22, 2003