by Nick March 26, 2005
by Dynaeras June 20, 2014
Shakespear - Wanker, Tosser:
Shakespear explained: As well as being the surname of a famous Playwright (William Shakespear), it is used as a double meaning to insult something, calling someone a Shakespeare is calling Someone who "shakes their spear" in other words plays with themself.
A Work of Shakespear - Wank stain (ejectulation)
Also can be a Macbeth, or a Hamlet or even a Romeo & Juliet
Shakespear explained: As well as being the surname of a famous Playwright (William Shakespear), it is used as a double meaning to insult something, calling someone a Shakespeare is calling Someone who "shakes their spear" in other words plays with themself.
A Work of Shakespear - Wank stain (ejectulation)
Also can be a Macbeth, or a Hamlet or even a Romeo & Juliet
Guy 1: "Hey mate, quit being a Shakespear!"
Meaning: Stop being such a wanker.
Guy 1: "Do you remember Guy?"
Guy 2: "Guy, isn't he the Shakespear we went to school with?"
Guy 1: "Yeah that's him."
Meaning: Guy, isn't he the wanker we went to school with?
Meaning: Stop being such a wanker.
Guy 1: "Do you remember Guy?"
Guy 2: "Guy, isn't he the Shakespear we went to school with?"
Guy 1: "Yeah that's him."
Meaning: Guy, isn't he the wanker we went to school with?
by Little Boy Death November 5, 2012
by Thatcarguy313 December 14, 2015
Self-gratification in a noble manner. The act of nobly "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
I started Shakespearing since when I was 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have Shakespeared at least once a day.
by Asty March 29, 2020
Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets.
by kate November 22, 2004
A depressed little shit that wrote about death and fairies and kings. Te man was busted but 11/10 chance your teachers would pay mad money to suck his dick. Proved by science i don't make the rules.
Student:"hey can we study a book in actual fucking English not some Shakespeare?"
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....
by A good friend you can trust. November 14, 2018