Country which used to be used as a giant prison. Only good for getting sun burnt or listening to annoying accents and terrible jokes.
There's a large number of people who come from different countries, but say they're from this one, among others.
There's a large number of people who come from different countries, but say they're from this one, among others.
Job: Yo bro, y'hear about australia being a prison?!
Owain (Welsh): HOW DAREZ YOO SAY TAHTZ ABOOT ME HOME LANDZ!!!
Owain (Welsh): HOW DAREZ YOO SAY TAHTZ ABOOT ME HOME LANDZ!!!
by Pseudo-God June 5, 2011
The best goddam country in the world.
Beaches, outback, snow, beer, beaches, beer, outback, cities, beer, beaches....
Cool people.
Cool accents.
Cool kangaroos.
Cool beer.
Very, very cool beer.
Miranda Kerr.... ;)
AFL!!!!
Beer.
Drop bears.
Bunyips.
Beer.
Dreamtime serpents.....
Beer.
It's pretty hot here. 55C max.
And the beaches are kickass.
And (this is for the Poms) even though we ARE convicts, we still ended up a better country than you, so stick that one up your arse. :)
We also have great beer. Carlton Dry.
All the way.
There are also hot people over here. Like me. And Hugh Jackman. He's pretty hot. Also Miranda Kerr. And Nicole Kidman. And Keith Urban.
So if you think you're insulting us when you post all that nasty shit about us, we're just sitting here happy that we're in the best country in the world. So yeah. :)
And if people 'hate' Australia so much, why are so many bloody boats comin over? Hmm?
Beaches, outback, snow, beer, beaches, beer, outback, cities, beer, beaches....
Cool people.
Cool accents.
Cool kangaroos.
Cool beer.
Very, very cool beer.
Miranda Kerr.... ;)
AFL!!!!
Beer.
Drop bears.
Bunyips.
Beer.
Dreamtime serpents.....
Beer.
It's pretty hot here. 55C max.
And the beaches are kickass.
And (this is for the Poms) even though we ARE convicts, we still ended up a better country than you, so stick that one up your arse. :)
We also have great beer. Carlton Dry.
All the way.
There are also hot people over here. Like me. And Hugh Jackman. He's pretty hot. Also Miranda Kerr. And Nicole Kidman. And Keith Urban.
So if you think you're insulting us when you post all that nasty shit about us, we're just sitting here happy that we're in the best country in the world. So yeah. :)
And if people 'hate' Australia so much, why are so many bloody boats comin over? Hmm?
by Proud_Aussie December 7, 2012
See America junior. Aussie aussie aussie. What can I say? Countries like the UK, USA, Canada and all of Western Europe kick your sorry (a)sses.
by OZZI!!! June 21, 2005
Australia a country that doesn't except another race or religion. Keeping it "White Austalia", excluding the Aboriginals.
by Maori Bro April 24, 2008
Oh hell, this is just like Australia!
Tourism in Australia is going from nowhere to nowhere with fuck all in between.
Tourism in Australia is going from nowhere to nowhere with fuck all in between.
by shonny March 3, 2007
The ULTIMATE place to live, no arrogant wanks who walk around with so much bling bling they fuking break their neck. We are the best at cricket, tennis and rugby and america sucks ass compared to us.We don't have stupid sports like grid-iron full of pussies with a ridiculous amount of protection. We dont have incredibley rich and a huge amount of homeless in the same vicinity eg. New York... and we don't have friggin guns poking out of our pants. Australia is best...
Australia is best
we dont have a population full of dooschbags who would elect george bush as president and arnie for governor (ie America)
(except matt stone and trey parker who are gods)
we dont have a population full of dooschbags who would elect george bush as president and arnie for governor (ie America)
(except matt stone and trey parker who are gods)
by P.Goldie June 2, 2005