Shaved Bigfoot 

This is a large, unattractive person.

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!

Shaved Bigfoot by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

hem shave 

Shaving your legs only up to where the top of your hemline reaches due to lack of time, laziness, or because you never wear pants that are any shorter.

I had to hem shave last night because I didn't have time before my date.

That's nasty.

hem shave by Yogurt86 March 7, 2011

shave tail louie 

" Shave tail " was a term originally used in the 19th century among U.S. cavalry regiments. Newly assigned cavalry troopers were given horses with a shaved tail, to let other troopers know that the rider was dangerously inexperienced, and should be given extra room to maneuver during training. " Louie " is a nickname for lieutenant, the lowest ranking, and least experienced, rank among U.S. Marine Corps officers."

In Avatar, "Colonel Quaritch mentions that being on Pandora made him feel "like a shave tail Louie."

shave tail louie by Kiwi.baby April 19, 2018

burma shave

A widely popular innovative brand of shaving cream sold in a jar or tube so it could be put directly on the face without mixing with a cup and brush. Famous for it's highway advertising using consecutive signs with catchy verses.
(Burma Vita company, 1930's- 1960s)

"If harmony is...
The thing... You crave... Get a tuba... Burma Shave"

"Passing schoolyards... Take it slow... Let the little...Shavers grow...BurmaShave

"Shaving brush...All wet and hairy...Trade it in...For sanitary... BurmaShave

burma shave by teetiger October 20, 2008

Post Shave Clarity

When you decide you gotta shave, and after you do it you get lucid and instantly regret it because you look like a baby.

Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard

Post Shave Clarity by FanciestPseudonyms March 19, 2020

Shave the Whales 

A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.

Dogbert reasons:

Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...

Shave the whales

Shave the Whales by Wize.Online August 10, 2008

Shmameese 

Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.

Kyle shmameesed Ken, calling him a tone junkie and saying he needed to improve his guitar skills.

Shmameese by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021