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Projectile Dysfunction 

When a man cant find the means to ejaculate during sex
I'm Vety and I suck balls (and have projectile dysfunction)

Projectile dysfunction 

Projectile dysfunction is a condition in where a tank or any gun or projectile launcher’s barrel is oddly flaccid.
Person 1:My tank has projectile dysfunction
person 2: what the fu-
Projectile dysfunction by anonymous December 12, 2023

Projectile dysfunction

It’s what happens when a projectile (home made or professional) fails during flight
Well Sarah , I missed the target completely, what’s wrong with me? Oh Tom , it’s ok , that’s projectile dysfunction, or P.D. For short, just don’t make it a habit Tom lol,…. Jk ……..sorta
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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