muntress Share definition Flag Australian slang. A matress which someone has munted (vomited) on. Muntress can also include sweat, piss and pool water. Omg, Em just munted on that matress! Someone put that muntress outside, it reeks! muntress by M-ASS O-Camp07 December 14, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the muntress mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch