If you do the last thing written, it's a clear sign of potential pwnage in you.
(Interesting stuff when you're a teen: Booze, drugs, what's under other people's clothes, kitten huffing etc.)
Moron: "I just bathed the cat and put it in the microwave to dry it. He exploded just like I thought, but his fur dried up nicely."
You: "You're incredible. For all the wrong reasons."
Gun nut: ..."Yeah, The Eviscerator has everything! With a good aim, you can shoot someone in his spine, blow his brains out AND make him drown in his own blood!
You: "Sure, that thing IS versatile. For all the wrong reasons..."