Salden is a fucking viking.
Salden is a boss.
Salden's nipples are harder than diamonds.
Guy 1: Hey guys, I ran into Salden the other day. He's pretty cool ain't he?
Guy 2: JSDGIOSNDGNSDNLREN
Guy 3: Johnmaddenjohnmadden
Guy 4: Aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou
Guy 1: OMFG GUIZE SHUDDAFUKUP IM TALKING ABOUT SALDEN
by Viking Nipples May 10, 2012
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