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A grown up who you can trust that always has your back.
That teacher is definitely a Saldana
by Keepinit2real November 06, 2013
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10" high plush doll.

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A saldana is known as a girl who blows things out of proportion but can also mean a greedy woman who cares only for money. Generally bad with children and public speaking.
by bitchface1001 December 12, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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