Goatware Share definition Flag 1. Software that eats (chews) up more than the usual allocated amount of system memory, sometimes bringing the whole system to a grinding halt. 1. "This software is goatware!"2. "sharepoint is goatware on my server, eh!" Goatware by zeus0r October 7, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Goatware mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch