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procrastivity

The act of being productive in something you don't actually need to be doing in order to put off the work that you should be doing.
Today I cleaned my apartment, volunteered at a soup kitchen, and finally got around to balancing my checkbook! But I didn't write that paper that's due tomorrow. Procrastivity strikes again.
procrastivity by CynickTurtle October 6, 2010

Procrastistudy 

When you say you're going to study all day for an upcoming test but most likely you study while listening to OFWGKTA or take long breaks from studying and eat cheez nips.
Guy: How did the AP Government studying go kid

Kid: I dunna know Guy I procrastistudy the whole damn day I hope I don't put down Free Earl as an example of political activism.

procrastitician 

(noun) A veritable virtuoso of avoidance. A diabolical mastermind at delaying not just mere tedious tasks, but critical life advancing decisions.
Once a promising film student and writer, Jonathan lost his motivation, quit school and squandered years of his life working in bars and restaurants. When this failed to get him far enough away from his goal of one day making a feature film, the master 'procrastitician' took a job teaching english in Morocco where he has has been for the past five years. He is currently considering planning to plan to start writing his first script later this year.

Procrastistudy 

Procrastistudy (verb): To procrastinate studying for one final by studying for another.
I procrastistudied for my property final when my torts final is in 4 days. I know more about fee simple absolutes than affirmative acts right now! To live is to procrastistudy. I procrastistudy, therefore I am.
Procrastistudy by TerraNova December 4, 2014

procrastistudying 

1. Fucking around on the internet instead of writing a paper, studying for a test etc.
Instead of writing my research paper for history i was procrastistudying on facebook.
procrastistudying by Tom Chodesino February 26, 2008

Procrasticide 

What you do when you have suddenly been given extra time to complete an assignment you thought was soon due, but you instead decide to kill that time by sitting on your rear and checking facebook. See also: Procrastinating
"Because of the snow, school was canceled! Now I have until Tuesday to study for my history test! Nah, I'll just commit Procrasticide instead."
Procrasticide by 55emginie February 22, 2013