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Schmitting 

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.
After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

schmitting 

A term used when a person hoggs joint.
Dude seriously stop schmitting !
schmitting by buschram September 1, 2016

Shitting lava 

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.
GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!
Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

shmotting 

i was shmotting all night last night.
shmotting by megvan May 15, 2017

shitting Irish 

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.
shitting Irish by jpg3 February 1, 2015

shitting like a goose 

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.
Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."
shitting like a goose by #1SMTX October 3, 2015