Dirty Dutton

The act of taking a lady out to a fine dinner than bringing her back to your place for some lovin. when the action starts to heat up, you run to the nearest corner and violently masturbate because you can do it better yourself.

Gene took winnie the poo out on a date then brought her back to his house were he later dirty duttoned her.

Dirty Dutton by Dirty Dutton Davis May 20, 2012

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Dirty Dutton

When you find a nice girl and bring her back to your place, once she is warmed up and ready to go you jump back and angrily masterbate in the corner because you can do it better yourself.

I had this hot blonde last night and got her with the dirty dutton!!!!!!!!!!

Dirty Dutton by dirty dingus May 24, 2012

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DirtyRutton

When you fuck and suck off your grandad after stealing off your nan while not washing for 3 years and use the fan to evaporate the odor

Someone: "last night I did the dirtyrutton"
Ricky Sutton: "oh nice I do that all the time"

DirtyRutton by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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