Popwit

senilestupidity, especially as demonstrated by an elderly man.

The old man just took the boat out to catch a few fish, and forgot to put the bungs in. He got all the way to the outer harbour and sank! What a Popwit!

Popwit by Son of Son of Villain April 7, 2012

popity paunch 

Big belly fat bastard with a huge gut like an upside down wok under your shirt

Lady 1 : wow dave has really let himself go these days his belly is mega huge he looks like he's 9 months pregnant

Lady 2: correct I knew him when he had a six pack now he has a right popity paunch on him
Lady 1: Most of his time is spent pulling his pants over that fat gut of his
Lady 2 : that popity paunch is a proper ladykiller lol
Lady 1: Aye fatty pants should go on a diet as soon as

popity paunch by Dan the Man From Manchester July 12, 2019

potwitter 

A person who updates their twitter or facebook account all the time, even when on the toilet or "pot." This would also be the couchpotato version of a tweeter. Someone who does nothing or little else.

Pronounced like a combination of potato and twitter. po' twitter

I can't believe I know everything about you. You're such a potwitter.

potwitter by Jayzie May 22, 2009

Poppity

A term describing someone that regularly goes into Minecraft to fantasize about shoving Poppy flowers in their ass while they masturbate.

Can we just get Poppity out of our Minecraft SMP, it's really creeping me out!

Poppity by Shrektum December 13, 2021

pippity poppity give me the zoppity 

A black-man-phrase from the television show The Office

Michael Scott: Pippity poppity give me the zoppity
David Wallace: wtf, Michael, u make no sense

pippity poppity give me the zoppity by thnksfrptrck January 24, 2017

pippitty poppitty gimme the zoppitty 

Used as a "black man phrase" in "The Office"

The phrase can be taken as "I'm here for the goods," or "show me the love."

When Michael and Darryl went to ask for a raise from their boss:

Darryl: Alright, bring it home Mike. And don't forget the new black man phrase I taught you."

Michael: "pippitty poppitty gimme the zoppitty."

Darryl: Yes, sir! Ill be right outside if you need me.

pippitty poppitty gimme the zoppitty by sizle May 13, 2007

Popitician 

A political candidate, with little or no experience, relatively unknown, and whose only claim to fame is fame itself.
A political candidate lavished with attention by media groupies.

"Palin dethroned Obama as the newest popitician"

"Obama's popitician status and charismatic performance at the DNC was Oscar-worthy"

Popitician by DorothyW November 2, 2008