5 definitions by Dan the Man From Manchester
Lady in store : you got a QR code son
Jock : aye yes it's on my phone il just bring it up on the screen
Lady in store: I can't seem to scan it can you "small it down" please
Jock: sorry il pinch the screen and "small it down" for ya
Lady in store: yah that's better it scans now
Jock: happydays
Jock : aye yes it's on my phone il just bring it up on the screen
Lady in store: I can't seem to scan it can you "small it down" please
Jock: sorry il pinch the screen and "small it down" for ya
Lady in store: yah that's better it scans now
Jock: happydays
by Dan the Man From Manchester July 3, 2019
by Dan the Man From Manchester February 17, 2018
Lady 1 : wow dave has really let himself go these days his belly is mega huge he looks like he's 9 months pregnant
Lady 2: correct I knew him when he had a six pack now he has a right popity paunch on him
Lady 1: Most of his time is spent pulling his pants over that fat gut of his
Lady 2 : that popity paunch is a proper ladykiller lol
Lady 1: Aye fatty pants should go on a diet as soon as
Lady 2: correct I knew him when he had a six pack now he has a right popity paunch on him
Lady 1: Most of his time is spent pulling his pants over that fat gut of his
Lady 2 : that popity paunch is a proper ladykiller lol
Lady 1: Aye fatty pants should go on a diet as soon as
by Dan the Man From Manchester July 12, 2019
E-plop when a work email drops into your inbox
Yeah Jeremy just had an E-plop drop into my inbox from head office, don't they know I'm on my jollydays ffs. Christ i must of forgotten to put my out of office reply on. Oh well I will have to answer now I suppose
I will reply back ASAP and CC you and Sebastian in.
Chat later Jeremy, Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao
Yeah Jeremy just had an E-plop drop into my inbox from head office, don't they know I'm on my jollydays ffs. Christ i must of forgotten to put my out of office reply on. Oh well I will have to answer now I suppose
I will reply back ASAP and CC you and Sebastian in.
Chat later Jeremy, Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao
by Dan the Man From Manchester February 16, 2020
Monty is on the London bound train heading to a corporate meeting
shouting into to mobile phone so that the whole carriage can hear him
Monty: "Yah Penry I'm on the way to the City"
Monty: "Yah head office meeting Penry"
Monty : "Yah Penry sitting in 1st class just having a cup of " Camp a Choo Choo" while en route"
Monty: "Yah see you there Penry"
Monty: "Yah Yah Penry ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao
shouting into to mobile phone so that the whole carriage can hear him
Monty: "Yah Penry I'm on the way to the City"
Monty: "Yah head office meeting Penry"
Monty : "Yah Penry sitting in 1st class just having a cup of " Camp a Choo Choo" while en route"
Monty: "Yah see you there Penry"
Monty: "Yah Yah Penry ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao
by Dan the Man From Manchester December 17, 2019