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cheesebagger 

Someone who doesn't grate their own cheese when making natchos,
That cheesebagger refused to grate his own cheese for his nachos
cheesebagger by tbugai December 26, 2011

Cheesebagger

A person who is chronically lame, soft, or otherwise unable to hang when the moment calls for it; One who dodges responsibility, disappears when the bill comes due, or mysteriously forgets debts - financial, social, or moral.
PD didn’t even hesitate, looked right at Daul at the Compound and said, ‘You gonna square up or keep acting like a cheesebagger?’ The room went silent. Debts remained unpaid.
Cheesebagger by Corey Daul December 24, 2025

cheeseburger attack 

the intense urge that strikes one to get a cheeseburger regardless of the trials and tribulations one may face to obtain it's juicy goodness.
We need to get to McDonalds ASAP, because I am having a cheeseburger attack!!

Hamburger cheeseburger. 

Said as an expression to signify when there is indeed a difference between two things or situations, but that difference is unimportant or negligible. Often used when someone is making a big deal out of an insignificant difference. Can also be used to indicate indifference between two choices.

Origin of the phrase: Generally, if someone wants a cheeseburger, and they're served a hamburger, they won't fuss or complain. Sure, there's a difference, but who cares? It's a slice of cheese. Your life's not going to end because you didn't get cheese. Get over it.
Panama City or Myrtle Beach? Hamburger cheeseburger. (Beaches, who cares?)

or

$300, $299? Hamburger cheeseburger. (It's a dollar.)

or

Burned to death, smoke inhalation, hamburger cheeseburger. (He's still dead).

california cheeseburger 

A sandwich in which the main ingredient is a small baby. A favorite among godless hippies.
While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea...
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.