When you are driving when it is cold out, have your passenger hold their hand out the window until it gets numb and then give you an Abominable Road Handy. Or do it to yourself...

It's like 30F out there! Stick your hand out the window for a bit so you can give me an Abominable Road Handy

Abominable Road Handy by scrappy-don't May 18, 2011

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Road Hands

When you are driving and your girl jacks you off

*going out to dinner*

Jason Hey Babe I have a boner and need to go flaccid, do you mind giving me Road Hands

Road Hands by Dank___Daddy August 14, 2018

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roadhand

n. The act of giving someone driving a motor vehicle a handjob.

Juwann almost ran into a tree on the windy road because he was getting roadhand from Candice.

roadhand by Anatole Bofa July 4, 2004

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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