2 definitions by Seymour Birkhoff

road hand

When you give your boyfriend a handjob while he's driving.

Ted was depressed and horny so Mina gave him road hand while driving to cheer him up.

by Seymour Birkhoff December 14, 2011

A person defined by characteristics of being a Machu:

waddling their butt cheeks when walking, have chipmunk cheeks also pronounced Ashigupta

Verb. Machuing

Shalini's daughter was seen machuing on state street just the other day.