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absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
by Lunicus December 3, 2011
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