Chands

Portmanteau of Chimp and Hands. Used to describe an individuals inability to roll joints due to deterioration in either physical dexterity or mental competence, often resulting from prior consumption of Mariujana.

Dude, I've got chands can you roll?

Chands by Dethen October 4, 2010

Heather chandler 

She is a mythic bitch.

Heather chandler, she is a mythic bitch

Heather chandler by Mello💔 June 29, 2018

Chandana 

(Noun)A girl that is kind to everyone but will not let people push her around, she is beautiful, her beauty can make men fall for her and women jelous or want to be her, she is very smart, she is sometimes misunderstood because she does not like to show people how she feels, she has great advice, she has a great smile, and when she lights up a room with her jokes and her laugh

Wow she is chandana

Chandana by well i don't know October 29, 2020

heather chandler 

One of the main characters in the 1989 movie Heathers and the 2014 musical. She is described as "a mythic bitch" and is often seen in red to describe her villainous ways. Theater nerds use this as a compliment or an insult similarly to Yolanda (In the heights). great overall bitch and inspiration to young kids. Her most famous quotes are,"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" ,"Did you have brain tumor for breakfast", and finally "SHUT UP HEATHER".

That hoe is totally a Heather Chandler , she stole my phone.

Omg! Slay! You look like a total Heather Chandler in that!

heather chandler by Heathers the Musical April 23, 2017

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

chandaman 

The most dipshit person you could ever know. No Chargeback Niggas.

G E T F U C K E D.

ChanDaMan, you about to get fucked by your daddy...

chandaman by AntPlayz July 3, 2017

chandlerdude 

The thing you would call your Siamese cat if his name was Chandler. This name is good for yelling or getting his attention easily. It's very efficient and catchy. You might even see yourself chanting the name even when your cat is not around.

Owner: "Chandler is on the table! Chandlerdude, get off the table!"

chandlerdude by QueenDoodie May 28, 2017