2 definitions by Dethen

Portmanteau of Chimp and Hands. Used to describe an individuals inability to roll joints due to deterioration in either physical dexterity or mental competence, often resulting from prior consumption of Mariujana.
Dude, I've got chands can you roll?
by Dethen October 4, 2010
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Political ideal and Social Model as expoused by David Cameron (current UK Prime Minister and leader of the Con-Dem coalition) whereby the public still pay for, but do not recieve public services.
Dave: Hey Brian i've paid my taxes, but noones cleaning the roads, chasing off the druggies or educating my children.

Brian: That's Big-Society for you Dave.

Dave: Can't believe I voted for that wanker.
by Dethen October 7, 2010
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