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Bra Purse 

The secret pocket found on the inside of each cup on certain style bras. Most people are generally unaware of these pockets because of their small, unnoticeable, side entrances.

These pockets are ONLY found in demi-bras with push-up inserts pads.

These pockets originally came filled with slim fabric inserts, but are removable as per the wearers preference.

The pockets form a SECRET PURSE for the wearer, in which they may stash valuables or anything else they'd like.

Some Bra Purse stashers stash to protect their items from being stolen, some stash to hold things when going out without a real purse, some stash to hide dirty little secrets or habits from others.

Commonly found items which are stashed in Bra Purses include: cash, ID, credit cards, pills, condoms, dime bags, other drugs, tiny cell phones, wedding/engagement rings, jewelry, phone numbers, keys, lighters, mace, pocket knives, hair elastics and lipstick.

The item must be small in order to fit in the pocket, and to still look natural outside their clothing. Once in the pocket, the item is secure.

Very small items require a great deal of awkward-looking effort to remove while the bra is still on wearer.

One should never stash their cigarettes in a Purse Bra and risk ending up with a deformed box-titty.
Example 1.
2 females in holding cell awaiting processing:
Fem 1: Oh shit dude, I have 4 hits of E and a dime baggy in My pockets, I'm so about to get busted!
Fem 2: No problem. Stash it in your Bra Purse, they'll never check there!

Example 2.
Jill doesn't want to carry her purse to the club with her and worry about it all night. So she grabs her car key, cell, lipstick and cards and stashes it in her Bra Purse. She leaves her real purse safely at home.

Example 3.

Jody's fiance found several guys phone numbers secretly hidden in her Bra Purse when he thoroughly search ALL her pockets when she came home.
Bra Purse by GlamKitten November 25, 2011
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