mutton 

In British slang it means a bit deaf.

Fella1: Why don't you listen to what I'm saying?
Fella2: Eh?
Fella1: I think you're getting a bit mutton

mutton by manoz April 21, 2009

mutton 

A square-shaped button commonly found in men's clothing. A mutton can be found mainly in men's shirts, but can also be found on women's blouses, men's boxers, and other types of clothing.

While walking down the street, I spotted a shirt with exactly ten muttons going straight down.

mutton by ChrisElMiamense November 22, 2011

mutton 

Female genitalia

She was so easy, she even gave up her mutton.

mutton by graveyardjunkie January 29, 2010

mutton 

To molest young impressionable teenage girls in the back seat of a Skyline

The date was going well until Fast Eddy muttoned me.

mutton by Fast Eddy April 29, 2004

Mutton 

Male genitalia

Get your hands of my mutton you cretin!

Mutton by Pouch April 29, 2004

Mutton 

A red car.

Red cars are faster!

Mutton by p0rt21 April 30, 2004

Mutton 

A second baby mama. Usually unsophisticated, unoriginal but any low-end progeny of angry, entitled, uninformed, not ignorant but stupid, white folk. Never employed, usually drunk, and totally pathetic. Completely disappointing, just a sad, worthless, waste of space.

The mutton called, she needs more asthma medication for your daughter and is out of cigarettes again.

Mutton by Mary mess maker January 24, 2021