goob

A flem of sorts projecting from the body

he goobed all over the place

by tree mister February 6, 2010

Goobs

A guy with boobs has goobs.

That guy's goobs are bouncing all over the place.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

goob

A term of endearment

"What a goob!"
"You're my goob!"

by supergoob April 15, 2006

goob

A man who is ample in both intelligence and physical appearance, not just one or the other. A goob must be smart and capable, and very attractive. Goobs are almost always slender, though not necessarily hard and wiry - more of a lanky look to them. If he wears glasses, contacts, and/or has braces, then that is a bonus to their goobness. Also, goobs are kind, patient, and shy. You may have to approach the goob first, but once you get him talking... it's destiny.

Dr. Spencer Reid, from "Criminal Minds" is the epitome of the perfect goob - in all qualities.

by AkelaRainWolf April 1, 2010

Goobing

When someone uses the “🥺” emoji.

Person 1: “but 🥺”
Person 2: “why are you always goobing?”
Person 1: “cause I’m a goober🥺”

by sarapod December 2, 2020

goob

1. A person commiting a generally stupid or pointless act.
2. Slang term generally used as an insult for a person who is not liked by the user of the word.

1. What a goob Steve is for drinking that much.
2. That guy is a goob, I hate him.

by Abaleon September 1, 2008

goob

someone very much dear to you

Mark is my goob, the one who makes my life complete!

by claudes November 18, 2007