Thijmen 

The cool guy that kills the dance floor. Makes guys jealous because his dance skills attracts massive amounts of girls.

Look at that guy's crazy moves!
Oh fuck, it's a Thijmen. Let's go, no girls to get here...

Thijmen by MJUU October 3, 2011

Thijmen 

Thijmen is the best boy you can get. He is smart sexy and is always happy. Everybody needs a thijmen in his life

Wow look at him he is so sexy, i bet his name is thijmen

Thijmen by Wajoo May 21, 2018

Thijmen 

Thijmen is a very creepy God, who is a serial murderer. He killed thousands of innocent ppl. Just bec they had the same name. He also likes water, with a little lemon taste. He’s an anachronism, bec he’s granddad had to travel trough time, and made a big mistake. He invokes evil sperits, to help hem get blowjobs. Overall he’s just a aswome guy who likes to kill innocent ppl, but he. We don’t care don’t we. He a time traveler.

“In 1943 Adolf hilter was killed by Thijmen”
“Thijmen is an anachronism”

Thijmen by Bibaboerinneuker September 3, 2018

Thijmen 

Pure Ellende, Great Disaster, LOLBAP, lol_bap, nee_jarrie, je moeder, jarrie

my wife and two kids died in a car crash today

aww that's so thijmen lol_bap

Thijmen by sup555 September 28, 2011

Thijmen 

A very attractive guy, who attracts a lot of girls and has crazy dancemoves.

I am thinking about asking that girl out. O no a Thijmen already did.

Thijmen by WhoIsJoe October 10, 2019

Thijmen 

Thijmen is a boy with a humongous horse cock. he gets all te girls in the school.

Hey there is Thijmen Look out for is huge horse cock

look out dont trip over thijmens gigiant cock

Thijmen by anonymous November 23, 2021

Thijmen 

A anachronism, who invokes evil demon spirits to kill innocent

“The ghost looks like a Thijmen”

Thijmen by Bibaboerinneuker September 3, 2018