cantlieitis 

A disease that inhibits you to tell a lie.

Dude, I've got a major case of cantlieitis today. I couldn't think of an excuse for not doing my homework.

cantlieitis by HeatherHeadrush September 5, 2011

cankleitis 

NOUN: (cank-ul-EYE-tiss)

The affliction of enormous cankles.

"Don't go near her, she has cankleitis!"

cankleitis by ZooBG May 14, 2010