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F-disked 

screwed, fubar, SOL, fucked, and buggy

F-disked comes from the term "F disking" the computer (which means to format) therefore and anything that is nerf, or not right is f-disked
Classic
<the user> my windows wont boot
<the tech> im going to have to F-disk it
Modern
<the user> i got caught with over 2 million in stolen stuff
<the tech> your so f-disked
F-disked by Justin December 14, 2004
Related Words
F-disked fdisk F.T.W. f. F.R.E.D F.B.I F NAF F.a.S F-ing F - Bomb
Primarily, FDISK is a utility for partitioning a hard disk drive. It can also be used to escape from all manner of troublesome situations and as a generic response to any query, technical or otherwise, especially if you happen to be a resident of the United Quake Kingdom.
Person #1:"Does anyone know how to change the desktop wallpaper in Windows XP?"
Person #2:"FDISK."
fdisk by .ben April 16, 2003
A program used to erase the contents of a computer hard drive and divide the disk up into logical drives that can then be formatted and used for storage. It is most commonly thought of with MS Windows and it's ancestors. There is a program for Linux called fdisk that does the same thing.
My hard drive is corrupt to the point where it is unusable. I'm going to run fdisk and try a fresh installation of Windows.
fdisk by Jason January 26, 2004
The one and only greatest solution for every computer problem ever, you don't even have to know how to use it properly. Fdisk removes any software problems, on any operating system, simply and quickly.
"Damn, my internet explorer has been taken over with spyware"
"Oh a quick Fdisking will get rid of that".
fdisk by Moredhel July 14, 2004
fdisk (Noun) Program when improperly used can fuck up your computer.
Shit I just ran fdisk and now my computer won't boot.
fdisk by Ryan Baumgart October 20, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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