nosed

getting drunk, the new word for sauced, or wasted

yoooo lets get nosed!

by smc sluts July 13, 2011

nosed

To be nudged (often repeatedly) with a nose, such as a young puppy might do to push a sibling aside to make room in a basket.

Can also refer to "nosing" an alcoholic drink, and in a drunken fit of blaming, saying that the alcohol did something to the nose instead. Similar to "I got in a fight." vs "I started a fight."

"Bob nosed me."
"Where?"

"I got sooooooooo nosed."
"Haha"

by xotl January 11, 2012

nosed

To be jewed.

Dude, he totally nosed all my pot.
Yeah man, you got totally jewed.

by Doug March 12, 2004

Nose

Something Voldemort does not have

Voldemort has no nose.

by Elizardloveshalo April 14, 2019

on the nose

1. Precisely correct, without any error.

2. Unsubtle or overly and clumsily direct. Used when characters in a narrative leave no room for subtext with their eye-rollingly obvious dialogue. Not a general term for bad writing.

1. Guess how many beans in this jar. Forty thousand and one? On the nose, ladies and gentlemen!

2. Excuse me, but I don't quite think we should have Helga say "I am sad. I hate you and you smell." It's a bit on the nose.

by dogboydog July 9, 2011

on the nose with

This is an exaggerated suggestion to someone who is overly emotional regarding a perceived slight. So do you want to hit him on the nose with a tire iron cause he looked at you?

Hit him on the nose with a tire iron!

by I, Wreckerrr December 7, 2020

Nosed

the new term for wasted, drunk or sauced.

Omg guys, I was so nosed last night I don't remember a thing!

by partyhardychicks July 15, 2011