Assanitis 

A disease described as when one's ass is abnormally large.

Raquel! I think you have Assanitis! That ass is HUGE!

Assanitis by Assonitis, assonite July 2, 2011

assanitting 

assanitting it the action of using ones own buttocks cheeks to knit oneself any array of widely used common knitted items; hats, ham containers, disposable bacon bags.

Henry was able to sit down for a long day of assanitting.

Sean assanit himself a new toque for winter

assanitting by Oscar-rio May 31, 2009

Assanity 

When an ass is so insane that its beyond insanity.

Did you see that girl, that ass is insane, its assanity.

Assanity by Mambomom August 1, 2020

assasinistic 

to be cold, separate from the people around you, yet influential, and can be mostly perceived as dark, as well as misguided.

You assasinistic (insert word)
What an assasinistic way of thinking

assasinistic by Nodnarb Rellim March 13, 2010

assritis 

arthritis of the ass (i.e. the tailbone).
quite literally a pain in the ass.

My assritis is acting up from sitting on this hard chair all day.

assritis by txblueyes April 19, 2011

Asianitis 

1. When someone not of the Asian race studies all day and get straight As, eats fried rice with chopsticks, or does something else a stereotypical Asian would do.
2. The second phase in Yellow Fever.
3. When you hang around Asians too much and start to think like them.

(A white person hanging around with a group of Asians.)
White: Hey let's go to the dollar store and look for stuff in the clearance section!
Asian: Yeah! Hey, you're really starting to think like us!
White: Oh, I think I'm gonna head home.
Asian: Why, we just got here?
White: I think I'm suffering from Asianitis.
Asian: Oh there's a cure for that; go visit Ireland.

Asianitis by asian with big eyes June 24, 2010

sofia antanitis 

an anonymous term for a an std

Dude i got with this chick last night and a sofia antanitis

sofia antanitis by big sexy boy March 1, 2017