Invermere

Honestly is just some shit hole in the middle of nowhere. Most people here are either sorted as a hick, skid, hockey kid, gamer, player, nerd or classic puck slut. No gender is safe, 90% of girls wheel 3 guys at a time, have 10 notches and have a snap score higher than you can count, and most guys here either 1. Live by the slogan “packing bombs and wheeling moms” or 2. Fuck girls half their age and plan to “live and die in the KI”. If your gonna party here, be ready to have some lg’s steak ur drinks and end up crying for no reason while the 20bombs walk around looking for insecure girls to wheel, fuck and chuck. Never hit a breeze before? Well get ready to have them thrown at ur face. Hope ur ready to get chirped cuz this is the only thing people invy are good for.

Girl : hey, what’s the nearest shit hole I can go to to fuck some innocent nice guy?

Answer : invermere, it’s a good place to fuck people up

Invermere by F*ckingRightsPal:) December 4, 2018

Invermere

A crappy small town in Western Canada that has nothing to offer except a few golf courses, and one crappy ski hill. People often flock there from Alberta because it is a vacation town.

Dave: Hey man do you want to go to Invermere?

Mike: No. No I do not.

Invermere by FearAfter May 23, 2011

Invermere

A tiny ass town in the middle of fucking nowhere. All the kids are usually known as a hockey kid, soccer kid, skater boy, nerd or classic puck slut. 90% of girls wheel 3 guys at a time, and have a snap score higher than you can count, and most guys here either live by the slogan “packing bombs and wheeling moms” or fuck girls half their age and plan to “live and die in the KI”. There are like 3 places that there are parties every fucking night. If you plan on partying here, expect to get breezes and bongs shoved in your face. Half the people there are fucking, and the other half are fighting. And theres always boys walking around like they own the town, finding girls to fuck and chuck. Hope ur ready to get chirped cuz this is the only thing people invy are good for. The only good event that ever happens in this shitty town are the Rockeys games, which always ends up with them losing. Looking to meet someone new? Too bad because in this town, everyone knows everyone. And everyone has probably fucked everyone.

Guy 1: "Lets do something new tonight"
Guy 2: "We are in fucking Invermere. Theres nothing to do"
Guy 3: "Lets just go to the party I guess"
Guy 1: "All the parties are the same"
Guy 3: "Yeah you're right never mind"

Invermere by agdhjfak7383 January 25, 2019

ass interference 

the despicable act of intruding on or otherwise impeding another person's pursuit of ass; a.k.a cockblocking

"Hey man, that's ass interference. 15 yard penalty."

ass interference by kium December 8, 2007

run interference 

to protect someone esle from the attention or criticism due for a particular activity; To help someone in the performance of a task, but not directly assisting in the task.

From American Football where certain players are detailed to prevent the opposing team from tackling the palyer with the ball, by interfering with them.

a:"How am I gonna get these Playboys into the house while mom's there?"
b:"You go round the kitchen door, I'll run interference by showing her the job I did on the lawn"

run interference by D F Stuckey May 12, 2004

run interference 

originating from football, to attract attention to yourself or throw yourself into harm's way to help out a friend.

your ex just got here - you leave out the back and i'll run interference.

run interference by Erin May 13, 2004

Pass Interference 

When you're about to make a flirty, kind of douchey comment (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.

I was gonna tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.

Pass Interference by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010