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Parabatai
More than friends, more than siblings, more than blood. It is a special bond between two people that can’t be broken. A form of love that lasts forever. Nephilim who protect one another and are stronger together.
Parabatai Oath:
Entreat me do not leave thee
Or to return from following after thee
For wither thou goest, I will go
And where thou lodgest, I will lodge
Thy people shall be my people
And thy God, my God
Where thou diest, I will die
And there I will be buried
The Angel do so to me, and more also
I aught but death part thee and me
Parabatai Oath:
Entreat me do not leave thee
Or to return from following after thee
For wither thou goest, I will go
And where thou lodgest, I will lodge
Thy people shall be my people
And thy God, my God
Where thou diest, I will die
And there I will be buried
The Angel do so to me, and more also
I aught but death part thee and me
Related Words
paraboats • parabolas • Parabatai • parabasic • parabattered • parabeastafealiac • parabolish • parabolist • Parabolistic • parabotti
Parabatai
Parabatai by Manofsteel282 August 15, 2014
parabotti
From the Greek (nou-) para- lazy; + botti - bum. Someone who makes out they're too ill to do anything when they're at home and then when they get out the front door they're fit and healthy all of a sudden!
parabasic
A licensed Paramedic who has yet to obtain full Paramedic medical control and is stuck in the dead space between EMT Basic and Paramedic.
parabasic by Papermedic October 17, 2012
parabolas
A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.
Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!
Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*
Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*
parabattered
a dreaded form of intense paranoia induced by smoking far too much super-strength skunk, when even your most reliable smoking buddy becomes a double agent
woah, that bag of shiva I caned got me well parabattered, I hid under the floor boards (to escape the window people) for an entire week.
parabattered by DTE September 20, 2006
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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