paraboats 

The main reason for a paradox.

Dude #1: Now that I have a paraboats, I'll need a place to park them.

Dude #2: What you need is a paradox.

paraboats by TNunnster May 13, 2011

Parabatai 

More than friends, more than siblings, more than blood. It is a special bond between two people that can’t be broken. A form of love that lasts forever. Nephilim who protect one another and are stronger together.

Parabatai Oath:

Entreat me do not leave thee

Or to return from following after thee

For wither thou goest, I will go

And where thou lodgest, I will lodge

Thy people shall be my people
And thy God, my God

Where thou diest, I will die

And there I will be buried
The Angel do so to me, and more also
I aught but death part thee and me

Alec and Jace are parabatai.

Parabatai by Tess <3 October 24, 2020

Parabatai 

A pair of warriors who fight together; like brothers

They fought side by side, like true parabatai

Parabatai by Manofsteel282 August 15, 2014

parabotti 

From the Greek (nou-) para- lazy; + botti - bum. Someone who makes out they're too ill to do anything when they're at home and then when they get out the front door they're fit and healthy all of a sudden!

Mike: Yo, Rude, put your dirty socks and smelly pants in the laundry pile!

Rudy: Ah man, leave me alone, can't you see I've got a cold!

(10 minutes later...)

Rudy: See you later Mikey, I'm off to meet Giselle!

Mike (to himself): Man, that dude is a right parabotti!

parabotti by awbster May 3, 2011

parabasic 

A licensed Paramedic who has yet to obtain full Paramedic medical control and is stuck in the dead space between EMT Basic and Paramedic.

Hey Parabasic, cycle me a blood pressure while I start an IV. Oh, and get control.

parabasic by Papermedic October 17, 2012

parabolas 

A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.

Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*

parabolas by Blah November 26, 2003

parabattered 

a dreaded form of intense paranoia induced by smoking far too much super-strength skunk, when even your most reliable smoking buddy becomes a double agent

woah, that bag of shiva I caned got me well parabattered, I hid under the floor boards (to escape the window people) for an entire week.

parabattered by DTE September 20, 2006