Jokarlist

a person whose job is to collect and write false stories for newspapers, magazines, radio or television and make them not as much as jokes.

Every jokarlist make such statement when they start their professional life, "I swear that in my professional life, I will write only for those who give me tips and make sure nobody would be pissed off by my reports."

Jokarlist by emotionormal May 12, 2011

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Jokalis

A word used to define :

- a person capable of null, useless and unbearable prowess, but who is proud of it.
- a person who is very rich without having done anything important.
- a person who is able to say the word "hey" without any ulterior motive.
- a person who is able to speak normally.

Man: Hey ! Guess what happened to me...
Woman: Oh, hey. Well, tell me about it.
Man: While I was walking normally on a bridge, I see a car coming at me! So I run to the side of the bridge, jump over it and get into the water.
Woman: Ah. I see... I see...
Man: Then I swim on the table and do a pirouette on the sand to be the hero.
Woman: Oh, what a Jokalis !

Jokalis by Nameless All May 11, 2020

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Jokalis

A word used to define :
- a person who is capable of useless and unbearable prowess, useless and unbearable, but who is proud of it.
- a person who is very rich without having done anything important.
- a person who is able to say the word "hey" without any ulterior motive.
- a person who is able to speak normally.

Man: Hey ! Guess what happened to me...
Woman: Oh, hey. Well, tell me about it.
Man: While I was walking normally on a bridge, I see a car coming at me! So I run to the side of the bridge, jump over it and into the water.
Woman: I see... I see...
Man: Then I swim to the beach and do a pirouette on the sand to play the hero.
Woman: Very good !
Man: And then the bad guy who tried to run me over with his car came up to me and offered me 10 billion dollars as a gift!
Woman: Oh, what a Jokalis !

Jokalis by Nameless All May 11, 2020

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Jokarise

To jokarise something by turning it into a joke
Jokarised, jokarising

I jokarised my friend's typing mistakes

Jokarise by SOrtAWasTaken March 12, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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