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4 definitions by emotionormal

 
1.
The most mysterious department in China, which is in charge of almost everything and you can never find it when needed.
When google said it wants to negotiate with Chinese departyment about its threat of pulling out of China, it found that there is no such a departyment.
by emotionormal April 21, 2011
 
2.
kill oneself by playing seek-and-hide game
The word suihide is invented from the experience of Mr. Qiaoming Li ,who was found dead after he was put into custody more than 10 days for his cutting a tree on Kuming city, Yunnan province. The initial report issued by the police said he fell down when playing a hide-and-seek game during the custody along with other prisoners.
by emotionormal April 21, 2011
 
3.
a person whose job is to collect and write false stories for newspapers, magazines, radio or television and make them not as much as jokes.
Every jokarlist make such statement when they start their professional life, "I swear that in my professional life, I will write only for those who give me tips and make sure nobody would be pissed off by my reports."
by emotionormal April 21, 2011
 
4.
the advanced high-speed train which costs more than average Chinese can afford.
When they were told that most of migrant works cannot afford go back to their hometowns for the Spring Festival reunion by airplane, the officials responded, "Now they have the option to take Don’train ."
by emotionormal April 21, 2011