Poo Sandwich 

A Poo sandwich is two slices wholemeal bread, which have been layered with poo which has been softened in the microwave for just a moment of happiness and then the completed sandwich is toasted for a crispy yet delicate taste.

Also try dock leaves for the health conscious.

Mmm, i reet fancy a poo sandwich.. all toasty and soft yum! :)

Poo Sandwich by Sunbeamftw May 7, 2011

Poo Sandwich 

When something doesn't sit well in your stomache, when it doesn't taste right, when you can't face eating/drinking something because you feel i'll or for whatever reason

After last nights drinking mission this afternoons pint is going down like a poo sandwich

Poo Sandwich by Spencer Richardson April 4, 2006

dog poo sandwich 

something that is absolutly rubbish!!!

Oh henny that cup of tea was 'dog poo sandwich'

dog poo sandwich by Jonny Barnsley October 20, 2004

Cork Sandwich Poo 

A poo that will not flush.

Mum: have you been bloody eating them cork sandwiches again?! You left a bloody baby's arm in the toilet again!

Cork Sandwich Poo by Ems August 5, 2003

poosandwich 

quite literally,
a sandwich of poo. :)

person1: omg, youre such a bitch.
person2: what the hell? what did i do you you?
1: i hate you.
2: go eat a poosandwich.

poosandwich by ronaaaaaaaaaaald. December 17, 2008