An indolent, pleasure-seeking elite corporate employee who frequents lounges, nightclubs, conferences,
sport stadiums, travel venues, etc. where elite
people gather with party enhancing substances. Their corporate tenures often last
two years at most with salaries that are often above twenty times the
local per capita. Prefer to be employed within the
Tech Sector. Their job descriptions are limited to utilizing magnetic whiteboards, touchscreen tablets, and teleconferencing devices around Harkness tables within movable glass wall systems with space enhancements. Their computer skills limited to to analyzing Business Intelligence dashboards and cyberstalking their
dating partners. Often accompanied by private security details when frequenting community parks and playfields in their gentrification neighborhoods. Stiletto sandals and microskirt are practically the required uniforms for
HR professionals providing serves to these elite corporate employees. Standard background qualifications include being a trust fund kid of a family office or attended an elite university without any financial aid assistance. They buy their
coffee beverages from any barista who live in unaffordable studio apartment near regional transit centers. When
large number of these elite corporate employees have to relocate, their ineffectual
politicians also relocates. Publicly traded corporations have to offer contract buyouts to layoff or terminate these elite corporate employees.
Check out those lounge lizards at that coworking space. We must be near a
tech hub that is promoting "cash is trash" on
social media.
Those other lounge lizards live in a building that features a discreet walk of
shame door.
