1) adj. An event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved.
2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe
2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe
Dude A, "Did you see that Octo-mom had 8 kids?"
Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!"
Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards"
Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!"
Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!"
Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards"
Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!"
by DudeA March 02, 2009

Dave: dude i heard you got some last night....
Mike: i would have, but it was a total FUCKTASTROPHE!
Dave: Whyzzat?
Mike: turns out Jocelyn had a huge penis.... T^T
Dave: XD
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Mike: i would have, but it was a total FUCKTASTROPHE!
Dave: Whyzzat?
Mike: turns out Jocelyn had a huge penis.... T^T
Dave: XD
sex catastrophe fuck horrible owned
by FUCKTARDED_SHITBAG_ASSWIPE May 29, 2009

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.
Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.
Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.
by seevo315 April 13, 2011

Boyfriend: "How's your day baby?"
Girlfriend: "horrible, a project for this new client is a mess, no one is taking responsibility for it, we are all over the place for deadlines, that it is becoming a fucktastrophe"
Girlfriend: "horrible, a project for this new client is a mess, no one is taking responsibility for it, we are all over the place for deadlines, that it is becoming a fucktastrophe"
by Frizzy Beard June 28, 2012

by Ugly Apples January 27, 2022
