A couple mutually performing a physical examination of their genitals following sexual intercourse. Sexaminations are very popular among med school students, since it allows them to combine their scientific interest with sexual practice.
Guy: Dayuuum, you were tremendous today!
Gal: Thanks, honey! So were you. But can we do a sexamination now?
Guy: Sure, who's first?
Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: We had sex and then my girlfriend wanted to do a routine sexamination.
Guy 1: Nerds.
When one has engaged in copulation for so long that they become exhausted. This may be in a few seconds for fat folk, or considerably longer for the Olympians out there
Girl: Can't we go again? Just for 5 more minutes?
Guy: Sorry Baby, I'm sexhausted. Wake me up in a few hours with a bacon sandwich to replenish my strength, then we'll talk.