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Having been covered in sperm.
He glazed the girl's face, then immediately went soft.
by Rick101 September 30, 2005

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A glazing, the act there of; When someone ejaculates on someones forehead and throws sprinkles in their face you say"You got glazed". Original idea based out of Abita, Louisiana. Best used in swinger party situations when you can hit a dude in the face with a load, and have your woman finish him off with sprinkles.
"Ha ha, you just got glazed bitch!"
"Damn Ryan, you just glazed the fuck outta Tyler"
"Sprinkle, Sprinkle, bitch...you got glazed"
by Jervanic March 09, 2010

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When someone talks to you for a long period of time, and not being able to get away from it.
Hey John did you just get glazed by Tom?
Yeah i did, he talked non stop for 15 minutes, and i could not get away from it.
by TheRealCM18 August 07, 2011

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1.Getting way way way too stoned. example: can't answer your cell phone, remember your middle name, or figure out who's at the front door.

2. being so stoned, the only thing you can do it just sit and chill. example: the effects of smoking too much Portland Weed, trying not to be Portland Bored.

3. a phrase first uttered infamously by Johnny Five
Otto: "wow man. i was good after the first rip. how much did we end up smoking?"

John: "about an eigth"

Otto: " shit man, i am glazed"

by Alpha Cleezy August 18, 2006

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means to have very waterty looking eyes but the feel really dry. when you get high off you no what
dude: are my eyes bad?
dude2: hell yeahs man the hella glazed
by ILIKETOOOOOOOOOO April 18, 2005

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When someone gets told off or gets rekt in a conversation or by an insult. To "get glazed" means by definition to get jizzed on, but in this sense it's used to mean get told off.
"Hey Tom, I saw that fight you got into. You got fucking Glazed bro!"
by Nico87 October 07, 2015

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high, stoned
He was glazed during class.
by Anonymous October 15, 2003

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