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Vagetarian 

Either a straight male or lesbian. Generally only used to describe lesbians
Shelley, my boyfriends best friend is a real hunk and currently single, I could introduce you. Thanks but no thanks I've become a Vagetarian.
Vagetarian by Da Real JZ January 1, 2009
A vadge is a term used to describe those who take pleasure from the unhappiness of others. If they suspect that someone may be enjoying themselves they will go to extreme lengths to cause unhappiness. Due to their frequent repeated use of the same phrase they are often mistaken as the son of a Plastic John, however a genetic investigation has showed that vadges are not 100% human, but the results of failed test tube experiments.
If left unattended may form SMEGMA,
A toxic fungus.
I was feeling rather happy but I've been vadged and now I feel like shit.

It looks like a vadge, smells like a vadge and sounds like a vadge, luckily I didn't step in it!
Vadge by Kung Of The Duckheads March 10, 2019

vadge bogies 

Mucus clumps of white semi-solid discharge found in or around the vaginal area, usually during or after intercourse.
"damn baby, the bed sheets are covered in your vadge bogies... pass the toilet paper!"
vadge bogies by SpiderMaguire January 17, 2008
Derived from vagina. Similar in meaning to wuss, wussy, or wimp. A person with no backbone. Pussy is used in much the same way.
Don't be such a vadge!
vadge by Stan B. January 16, 2003

vageterian 

lesbian or one who enjoys giving a woman oral sex.
Check out those vageterians, they sure seem to be enjoying them selves.
vageterian by Parker January 27, 2004

Vodka Vadge 

The female counterpart to whiskey dick. Although one's vagina may not have any physical problems having sex (in the simplest sense) after consuming a lot of alcohol, a chick may experience reduced sensation and difficulty orgasming.
He came like 2x but I had freaking vodka vadge. It just wasn't happening.
Vodka Vadge by UDKate March 11, 2011