Flatbean

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.
I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..
by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013
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Gymosa

Workout beverage containing alcohol. One who brings liquor to the gym in a water bottle or other source of concealment.
Today I brought vodka and orange juice to the gym in my water bottle. I'll drink my gymosa during my run on the treadmill.
by Futureghst-MJC July 12, 2015
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HIGH FELICIA

When you're blazed, high, beyond pot wasted.. You're High Felicia.
Dude, your marshmallow is all in your beard.. How high are you? Man, I'm HIGH FELICIA!!
by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018
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Stroller Troller

One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.
Who is that old guy on your page, what a creeper.. Total Stroller troller.
by Futureghst-MJC March 25, 2015
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Termiknitta

Any Grandmother who smacks without prejudice the hands and or face of those who try to steal their candy......

Kind old ladies sitting on the couch knitting who hide within a fierce hatred of loud children, wishing for the strength to get up and beat them all with a broomstick.
As a young child my grandmother was ferociously protective of her candy, she would terminate (put the smackdown on) with extreme prejudice those who tried to steal it, the Termiknitta...
by Futureghst-MJC August 21, 2010
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Ablockalypse

To mass delete, erase or block a large number of people or groups from Facebook, Myspace or any other social media outlet.
Today I will remove any and all unwanted, undesirable persons from my social media life, let's see who survives the "ablockalypse".
by Futureghst-MJC June 13, 2014
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Clown Butter

When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.
Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.
by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015
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