Futureghst-MJC's definitions

Flatbean

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.

I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..

by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013

Canadouche

Any man, boy, guy, dude, prick, bitch, high horse princess from Canada who thinks his/her shit doesn't stink.

I met a guy/girl from Canada who immediately began to tell me how much better it is to be Canadian.. I say no, you are a Canadouche.

by Futureghst-MJC July 20, 2012

T.O.T.U.S

Acronym.. Tweeter Of The United States.

Donald Trump is T.O.T.U.S, he will Tweet all pertinent information as it happens and if he deems it Twitter worthy.

by Futureghst-MJC January 6, 2017

Vadget

Any use of a non-sexual device for the purpose of female masturbation. Any gadget that could be used to stimulate the vagina that is not considered sexual in nature...

I found a sweet vadget to masturbate with.

by Futureghst-MJC March 27, 2011

Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.

This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"

by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016

HIGH FELICIA

When you're blazed, high, beyond pot wasted.. You're High Felicia.

Dude, your marshmallow is all in your beard.. How high are you? Man, I'm HIGH FELICIA!!

by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018

Dumpwhistle

Not quite a panty whisper and not quite a shart, but you still need to shit kinda fart.

(In my English accent) Oh, dear me, I'm afraid I've gone and done a "Dumpwhistle", please excuse me, I must retire to the loo.

by Futureghst-MJC June 1, 2018