Futureghst-MJC's definitions

Douchestrict

Any area of the city or town where a high number of douchebags gather.

The Admi*al/Al*i district has become a douchestrict, a gathering spot for douchebags, scum and morons.

by Futureghst-MJC April 6, 2012

Flatbean

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.

I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..

by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013

McSpensary

The McDonalds of the cannabis world, Sell only the best for a quality price. Menu is Mc1/8th - Mc1/4 - Mc1/2 - McFull
We call one strain the McFluhry (Boston accent, to keep the lahyuhs away for using McFlurry).

Yo, you need some dank, sic product, glass, grass, and hash, Come to McSpensary. Peace..

by Futureghst-MJC July 18, 2018

Shorthorned dribbler

A person who's swagger is MUCH bigger than their junk..

He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.

by Futureghst-MJC September 30, 2012

Canadouche

Any man, boy, guy, dude, prick, bitch, high horse princess from Canada who thinks his/her shit doesn't stink.

I met a guy/girl from Canada who immediately began to tell me how much better it is to be Canadian.. I say no, you are a Canadouche.

by Futureghst-MJC July 20, 2012

Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.

This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"

by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016

Vadget

Any use of a non-sexual device for the purpose of female masturbation. Any gadget that could be used to stimulate the vagina that is not considered sexual in nature...

I found a sweet vadget to masturbate with.

by Futureghst-MJC March 27, 2011