Futureghst-MJC's definitions

Stroller Troller

One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.

Who is that old guy on your page, what a creeper.. Total Stroller troller.

by Futureghst-MJC March 28, 2015

Celebrican

Celeberican: Any one person who has had 5 mins or years of fame, believing they are better than the other 99.999% of the U.S., they are their own timezone.

THE Kardashians!!?? Puhleeze, they are 1950's plastic toy excited 11 year olds (Acting) who feel like virgins everyday, sin free, they're, Celebrican.

by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018

Dumpwhistle

Not quite a panty whisper and not quite a shart, but you still need to shit kinda fart.

(In my English accent) Oh, dear me, I'm afraid I've gone and done a "Dumpwhistle", please excuse me, I must retire to the loo.

by Futureghst-MJC June 1, 2018

Douchestrict

Any area of the city or town where a high number of douchebags gather.

The Admi*al/Al*i district has become a douchestrict, a gathering spot for douchebags, scum and morons.

by Futureghst-MJC April 6, 2012

Flatbean

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.

I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..

by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013

Shorthorned dribbler

A person who's swagger is MUCH bigger than their junk..

He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.

by Futureghst-MJC September 30, 2012

McSpensary

The McDonalds of the cannabis world, Sell only the best for a quality price. Menu is Mc1/8th - Mc1/4 - Mc1/2 - McFull
We call one strain the McFluhry (Boston accent, to keep the lahyuhs away for using McFlurry).

Yo, you need some dank, sic product, glass, grass, and hash, Come to McSpensary. Peace..

by Futureghst-MJC July 18, 2018