Definitions by Futureghst-MJC

HIGH FELICIA 

When you're blazed, high, beyond pot wasted.. You're High Felicia.

Dude, your marshmallow is all in your beard.. How high are you? Man, I'm HIGH FELICIA!!

HIGH FELICIA by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018

Celebrican 

Celeberican: Any one person who has had 5 mins or years of fame, believing they are better than the other 99.999% of the U.S., they are their own timezone.

THE Kardashians!!?? Puhleeze, they are 1950's plastic toy excited 11 year olds (Acting) who feel like virgins everyday, sin free, they're, Celebrican.

Celebrican by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018

McSpensary 

The McDonalds of the cannabis world, Sell only the best for a quality price. Menu is Mc1/8th - Mc1/4 - Mc1/2 - McFull
We call one strain the McFluhry (Boston accent, to keep the lahyuhs away for using McFlurry).

Yo, you need some dank, sic product, glass, grass, and hash, Come to McSpensary. Peace..

McSpensary by Futureghst-MJC July 18, 2018

Dumpwhistle 

Not quite a panty whisper and not quite a shart, but you still need to shit kinda fart.

(In my English accent) Oh, dear me, I'm afraid I've gone and done a "Dumpwhistle", please excuse me, I must retire to the loo.

Dumpwhistle by Futureghst-MJC June 1, 2018

T.O.T.U.S

Acronym.. Tweeter Of The United States.

Donald Trump is T.O.T.U.S, he will Tweet all pertinent information as it happens and if he deems it Twitter worthy.

T.O.T.U.S by Futureghst-MJC January 6, 2017

Migram 

When someone has such horrible grammar it gives you a migraine.

Reading this persons comment gives me a migram.

Migram by Futureghst-MJC September 22, 2016

Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.

This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"

Registered Poke Offender by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016