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Walrusing 

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.
I thought it would be weird when Sue started Walrusing Ben and me. It wasn't.
Walrusing by Captain Hotpants March 3, 2015

Walrusing 

The act of placing two pens, french fries or chopsticks in one's upper lip to mimic the appearance of walrus tusks.
Stop walrusing and eat your dinner.
Walrusing by SeñorDiscount August 20, 2013

Walrusing 

1) To walrus.

2) Making the sound of a walrus.
Walrus: "Chhk-chkk-chkk!"

Person 1: "What is that walrus doing with its tusks?"
Person 2: "It's walrusing, of course."
Walrusing by Harumi Shizen February 19, 2011

Walrusing 

When you are smoking a hookah and use both hoses at the same time. This allowed you to take in more smoke, get a better buzz, and looks like you have walrus tusks.
1. Dude pass me one of the hoses, stop walrusing the whole time.

2. Shit my buzz is going away, hey pass me the hoses so I can walrus it.
Walrusing by Greg1996sk December 5, 2014

walrusing 

(v.) - pounding two drinks of hard alcohol straight to the face (usually Jameson whiskey) at the same time, creating the illusion that you are a walrus with 2 walrus tusks

Walrusing typically leads to immediate sloppyness, belligerent behavior and rediculous antics until the "walruser" inevitably passes the fuck out.

Recently it has grew to be a tradition of certain subgroups within fraternities to require and/or highly encourage new members to participate in walrusing absurd amounts of hard liquor the night they join the group. Current members typically participate in walrusing as well, but not to the same extent as the new members.

Alternatively, "walrus" can be used in its verb form. (see example 2)
1. Theres so much fucking Jameson left! There's like 3 bottles that have to be finsished. It's time to take turns walrusing that shit...

2. You pussies haven't drank hardly anything, step up and pound this Jameson. You better walrus that shit until it's gone!!!
walrusing by Wack Adams May 11, 2009

walrusing 

A sexual act, involving two walrus tusks, peanut butter, and a garden hose. There appears to be a demonstrated potential for vaginal implosion during this act.
Dude, me and your mom were walrusing so hard last night.
walrusing by walri April 21, 2010