War chest

A conglomeration of beers, always ready for use, especially in the case of an adverse event. There must be at least a 15:1 ratio of beers per person - or - at least 50 total beers with a minimum of 4 varieties; whichever is greater.

Q: "Hey, should I bring over some coldies?"
A: "Nah, I'm featuring a hodgepodge in my war chest. Got a 36 Stack of Nat, a 30 Rack of Busch Light and a years worth of stragglers ready for the taking."

War chest by MasterBates61704 June 14, 2018

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war chest

funding for a political campaign provided well in advance of the start of the campaign

If she really did want the seat in the senate, she would probably have been hiding an illicit war chest.

war chest by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2011

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warchester

Typically means a hidden chest in an underground bunker used to store secret documents.

agent James i want to hide these documents in the warchester.

warchester by Danieltoddwhisson July 16, 2020

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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