Dank Wank 

Getting really high and then jacking off.

“Bro I had such a good dank wank last night.”
“Dude, nice.”

Dank Wank by SmoothKemosabe December 19, 2020

Dank Wank 

To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.

It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.

This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.

I was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. Text book Dank Wank right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!

Dank Wank by ClitNinja March 3, 2011

dank wank 

dank wank is what you get when you fuck dank twank

if ya wanna no what dank twank is look it up.

my boy b-rad caught a helly case of dank wank

dank wank by HaZe_313 April 6, 2007

Hot dank wank box

Perform a circle jerk onto a cinnamonbun in a sauna. Then proceed to make a bong out of the bun, preferably when the bun is soaked in cum.

Carl: what the fuck did you do in my sauna last night?
Peter: well a hot dank wank box of course, and got high as fuck.

Hot dank wank box by Karl-Henning February 27, 2018

dank or wank 

Good or bad, 'yea or nay'. Dank being good, wank being bad.

Lad1: "Miley Cyrus, dank or wank?"
Lad2: "Her music? Wank. Her arse? Dank!!!"

dank or wank by thejollyjellyfish69 March 5, 2015

Wank and Dank

Jerking off and smoking high quality weed

Tyrone:What have you been doing lately?
John:I’ve just been doing the wank and dank

Wank and Dank by Slasher1508. January 14, 2021

Wank and dank

Getting high and having sex

Tyrone asked Jamal what he’s been doing lately and tyron said just wank and dank

Wank and dank by Yeye ass haircut January 29, 2021