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KeyBoard Warlord

1. King of the Keyboard Warriors and often one to flame real easy. These people are insecure and will often flame you, even for the smallest insults. These people will express all of their anger every time they log on to a thread, forum board, or even on online games. They often can be mistaken for a troll, but they are not trolls and are often prey to trolls. Since they are prone to this, they use there awesome and masterful keyboard weapon to combat the trolls. Often times they will rage and lose in a heartbeat. The Keyboard Warlord will lose faster than a Keyboard Warrior since they get angry very easily and can't help but rage. These people are often considered major losers and waste their time venting on the net when no one cares about what they are pissed off about. They also try to goad people into fighting online while being safely behind their computers.

They follow a routine of rage quit, coming back for more, and rage quit. They continue to repeat that process.
Example 1
Some guy: Wow, this kid is such a bitch. What a Keyboard Warlord.
Keyboard Warlord: I'M NOT A BITCH! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Example 2
Keyboard Warlord: Come on fight be you puss. I'm only 10 years old but I can kick your ass.
Troll: U M4D 8R3H??

Troll: You are such a Keyboard Warlord. GET A LIFE LOLOLOL
Keyboard Warlord: Man, You are a puss, fight me!!! I live 1000 miles away and my threats don't mean shit so come fight me.

Troll: Mad Hypocrite is mad
Keyboard Warlord: *Rage Quit*
KeyBoard Warlord by X Shadow Spec X February 23, 2011
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026