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carrotcruncher 

A carrotcruncher is a term used for a supporter of southampton football club, so called due to thier accent which sounds like a 17th century farm hand, in fact the vast majority still work on farms in the Hampshire and Dorset area.
A Bournemouth football fan would say "we beat the carrotcrunchers 4-0 today"
carrotcruncher by mladen September 10, 2007
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carrot cruncher 

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.
Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.
carrot cruncher by City Lad August 13, 2008
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carrotmuncher 

normally from bristol or somerset - cant talk properly normally ends a conversation with the term coolbeans
alright my lover av you seen my cider cool beans - fuck off you carrot muncher

says something you dont understand followed by coolbeans - oh your a carrotmuncher your cousin girlfirend sister is over there with your mum
carrotmuncher by tonmawrtiki November 22, 2010

carrot cruncher 

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.
"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."
carrot cruncher by mugwump November 13, 2004

carrot cruncher 

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.
"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"
carrot cruncher by oracle March 12, 2004

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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