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carrot cruncher 

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.
Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.
carrot cruncher by City Lad August 13, 2008
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carrotmuncher 

normally from bristol or somerset - cant talk properly normally ends a conversation with the term coolbeans
alright my lover av you seen my cider cool beans - fuck off you carrot muncher

says something you dont understand followed by coolbeans - oh your a carrotmuncher your cousin girlfirend sister is over there with your mum
carrotmuncher by tonmawrtiki November 22, 2010

carrot cruncher 

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.
"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."
carrot cruncher by mugwump November 13, 2004

carrot cruncher 

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.
"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"
carrot cruncher by oracle March 12, 2004