Hoarder of cats. bear whisperer. she has purple hair from too much electro-shock therapy; oddly, it smells permenany like mt laurel. gimp and chocolate glutton. arch nemesis to dan-tzu. obsequious underling of genghis laur-khan.
iris the virus is a strange lady who can be smelled for miles and recognized by chocolate stains on her fingers. hell's fury pales in compariosn to her disdain for dan-tzu.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)