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Hoarder of cats. bear whisperer. she has purple hair from too much electro-shock therapy; oddly, it smells permenany like mt laurel. gimp and chocolate glutton. arch nemesis to dan-tzu. obsequious underling of genghis laur-khan.
iris the virus is a strange lady who can be smelled for miles and recognized by chocolate stains on her fingers. hell's fury pales in compariosn to her disdain for dan-tzu.
by lightbulbninja1 June 13, 2010

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