Dogwind

Hot air coming from someone you would consider a dog-- i.e. someone who sniffs other peoples' crotches as a greeting.

Damn, dude, that was total dogwind! You don't expect me to believe that?!

Dogwind by SpankBanker84 January 15, 2011

Dogwin's Law 

Dogwin's law. The theorem that as an internet discussion of gay marriage progresses, the chance of someone mentioning marrying one's dog approaches 1. In some online communities, the person invoking the subject automatically forfeits their position in the discussion. After Godwin's Law.

Sprouteater2011: It's only fair that gay people be able to make a lifetime commitment to each other with the same legal benefits.
Dittohead240556: Yeah, well what if someone wants to marry 10 women, or their DOG? You think they should legally do that too?
Sprouteater2011: ~sigh~ You just invoked Dogwin's law.

Dogwin's Law by pwnofallages October 12, 2013

docwindow 

A window to a document.

Just open the docwindow and Bob's yer uncle and Fanny's yer aunt.

docwindow by Hercolena Oliver October 21, 2008

DogInDisguise

This username is literally 10/10 and you can not say otherwise

If you’re a person with a brain, you’re a DogInDisguise

DogInDisguise by CoolioRaviolio December 18, 2021

dowinducibled

an emotion of feeling depressed from confusion, which would mainly be used in something like a difficult question, or homework.

guy: i'm feeling really dowinducibled from this thought i've been having
guy 2: oh, really? it's ok i'll help you

dowinducibled by nobilly7 February 7, 2023

dowindry

The sound of 30 mountain goats farting in unison, causing a rockslide.

Twas visiting the Irish mountains when I was struck by a strong dowindry. I was thus unconscious for 3 weeks!

dowindry by GamesWithVillainy February 9, 2024