taking a Haugh Share definition Flag The act of masterbating while taking a shit. I'll be back. I'm going to go take a Haugh.Oh, I feel great; just got done taking a Haugh. taking a Haugh by peterpiperpickledpeppers January 6, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the taking a Haugh mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch