Poopbookin 

The act of social networking (primarily Facebook) while shitting.

Man, I was so bored at work the other day that I not only took a paid shit vaction. There I was poopbookin for like 30 min.

Poopbookin by binx12512 December 30, 2010

poobooking 

Poobooking is the act of checking Facebook while you are sitting on the toilet taking a poo.

"What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you poobooking again?"

poobooking by KcirtapS March 8, 2015

Poopsocking 

Verb. From the root, "poopsock". The practice of defecating into an article of clothing in lieu of leaving a task to use a traditional toilet. Almost exclusively used in relation to video gaming.

Similar in concept, but distinct from Shitbucket/Shit-bucketing; a derogatory term which denotes the usage of a non-clothing receptacle, and is used exclusively toward level-based online gaming.

Player 1: "Man, I need a bio break, but I can't leave the raid."
Player 2: "Same, but I've been poopsocking since the first boss."
. . . Pause. . .
Player 3: ". . .You people are disgusting."

Poopsocking by dicks oak November 13, 2014

Poopbooking 

Using facebook on your laptop or cellular phone while you take a poop

I sat on the toilet the other day and did some poopbooking.

Poopbooking by johnpraterrrr October 19, 2009

poopsocking 

Defacating into a sock in order to avoid having to get up from your computer to use the toilet. Often utilized when playing online role playing games.

John was poopsocking all the way to level 60 this weekend.

poopsocking by Ken March 14, 2005

Poopbooking 

To check Facebook on ones laptop or mobile device during the process of defecation. May result in abruptly ended facebook chats when defecation is complete.

"Poopbooking her boyfriend, the girl poked him before logging off to wipe"

"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"

Poopbooking by xxxxxxAustinxxxxxx March 26, 2011

poopyboofing 

when you stick something up someone's asshole, like a banana or a boot or a shovel, and then they poop

I thought I done told you fools not to poopyboof on my front lawn no more!

poopyboofing by PooPoo May 3, 2004